classified ad instructions

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TO PLACE a line item classified ad, send us your ad copy (ad text) via phone: 206-324-4297; fax: 206-322-7188; e-mail: sgn2 @sgn.org; mail: 1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle 98122. (If you fax or e-mail us an ad on Thursday, please give us a call so we’ll know to look out for it.) BASIC COST is $9 for the first 20 words; 25 cents for each additional word. HEADLINES on ads (all caps, bold, centered) range in price from $2.00, $3.50 & $4.50 per line depending on size & number of characters per line. (See classified ad form in print edition or call for details.) 3-FOR-2 SPECIAL: If you run the same ad for 2 consecutive weeks you get a 3rd week FREE. DEADLINE: Ads must be received by Thursday at 1pm for publication in Friday’s (next day’s) edition. PAYMENT: Ads must be PREPAID by check, money order, credit card (VISA/MasterCard) or cash. (Please do not mail cash.) DISPLAY CLASSIFIEDS: If you are interested in placing a display classified ad (ad with photo, graphics, logo), please contact us for details on placement, size, ad production vs camera-ready & cost.
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housemates
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BELLEVUE/FACTORIA
GM seeks same for very nice 3 BR home that was newly remodeled; walk-in shower, stainless steel kitchen, hardwood floors, air conditioning, outstanding location near 405 and I-90 freeways. $495 plus 1/2 utils. 425-444-2685. 13/3
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CAPITOL HILL. Vintage spacious 3 BR duplex, W/D, garden, patio, hardwoods, close to Broadway and busses. 2 professional males (1 Gay, 1 straight) seek quiet responsible 3rd. Basement BR available 4/1. $425 incl utils & cable TV. 206-372-0572. 12/
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GAY INDIVIDUAL or couple needed to help at organic farm/orchard/chickens/wood lot. Weekends or full-time. Room, board, fun! Contact Michael or Bill: flybill2@aol.com or 360-275-8441. Located outside Belfair/Hood Canal. Lake access for canoeing, swimming, fishing. Trails nearby and “gateway” to Olympic Mountains for camping. 13/3
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HOMESHARING is a non-profit with 22 years of experience matching people seeking housing with homeowners residing within Seattle. Pay a reduced rent or exchange household chores. All applicants are carefully screened and matched for compatibility and mutual benefit. 3 references from tenants are required. Criminal background checks are performed on all participants. A program of Senior Services. 206-448-5725. www.seniorservices.org SGN/
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KENT
GM household seeks responsible non-smokers to share this highly desirable quiet East Hill neighborhood home. 2 rooms available May 1. $500/mo each, shared private bathroom on the same floor. Rent includes utils, satellite TV, telephone use with free nationwide long distance. No personal pets as I already have a dog. 253-630-7772. Leave message. 12/3
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RENTON HIGHLANDS. Man in 60’s seeking smae. Private furnished bedroom & bath. Comfortable, large furnished house with fireplace. 425-255-2412. 11/3
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SEEKING ROOMMATE
Seeking roommate to occupy master suite of large 2 BR/2 BA condo in Northgate. Master suite has private BA/2 large closets. Condo has pool, secure private parking, cable, private storage unit, close freeway access, close to mall and North Seattle Community College. $650 rent includes all utils, except elec. 206-349-9467 or 206-523-1258. Leave message. 13/3
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for rent
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3 BR/2 BA NORTHGATE
House on 11,000 sq ft lot. Lots of privacy, swimming pool, large front and back yards. Pets OK. Detached garage/studio. House: $1,750. Studio: $600. Drive by 1527 NE 123rd St, Seattle. 206-251-2393. 12/3
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A GREAT PLACE TO CALL HOME
River Heights has spacious apartments in South Seattle for a great price. 1 BR’s starting at $550. Call today for our current specials. 206-243-4400. 13/3
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AMAZING WATER & MOUNTAIN VIEWS with all the charm and beauty you would want in a place to call home. Convenient to shops, theaters and I-5. CALL PARK TOWER AT 253-383-1010 FOR $300 OFF AT MOVE IN. SGN/
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BEACON HILL
2 BR/1 BA, large live-in kitchen. D/W, W/D, high ceilings, walk to downtown, close to bus. View. $700. 206-499-2323. 12/3
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GRACIOUS APARTMENT LIVING!
Visit the best kept secret atop Beacon Hill! Close to Downtown and Freeway Access! 2 BR, full size W/Ds, gourmet kitchens, underground parking, pets welcome, much more! Terrific move-in specials! Call Centerpointe Apartments at 206-324-8189 or stop by 1311 12th Ave S - 7 days a week. SGN/
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GREENLAKE VIEW
3 BR/2 BA condo. Panoramic lake view. Steps to Greenlake, cafes, shops, trail & more. $398,500. Michael Cornell, Excel Properties, 206-729-8684. 13/3
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HILLTOP AREA
SW Seattle, 1 & 2 BRs, reserved parking, must see to appreciate. New applicances & carpets, freshly painted. Close to shopping, 10 min to downtown Seattle. Special March & April: 1 BR, $575; 1 BR, $675. Friendly, accomodating management. Call Richard, 206-409-1624 or Janis, 206-650-7381. 13/3
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JUDKINS PARK
1 BR/1 BA apt. 1 block to park. High speed net, alarm, private patio, microwave, full-size W/D. Near Starbucks/Int’l District. $750. 2029 S Weller. 206-322-6378. 11/1
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MUST SEE!
Normandy Park, 1100 sq ft, secluded 3 BR home, 1-1/2 BA, 1 block from Puget Sound, 2 blocks to Des Moines Beach Park. Newly remodeled, all new carpets, hardwood floors, kitchen cabinets, new appliances, fireplace, skylights, carport, fenced in back yard, garden & large front yard, good neighbors, beach access. 323 S 218th St. $1400/mo. Richard, 206-409-1624; 206-878-8382. 13/3
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WALLINGFORD / NEW 1 BR basement apt, shared home, separate entrance, private, near N 45th St, utils incl except phone, immediate, credit check! NS/NP, $725/mo, call 206-545-1949. 11/3
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housing for sale

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BELLEVUE $98,000
Large sunnyt top flr 1 BR condo, big deck, big kitchen, new tile. Close to shops & more. $98,000. EXCEL Properities, 206-729-8684. 11/3
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GREENLAKE NEW CONSTRUCTION
Grand home by quality builder! Four BR, hardwoods, 2-car garage, high ceilings, fabulous architecture, family room, formal dining. The best of everything! $895,000. Michael Cornell, Excel, 206-729-8684. 12/3
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SEATTLE-MERCER ISLAND $1,349,000
VIEW. VIEW. VIEW. 180 degree western view of Lake Washington, Olympic Mountains, downtown Seattle skyline, and endless sunsets. Architecturally stunning open floor plan. 3-4 BRs, 3-1/2 BAs, 3 fireplaces, dining room/library, oversided sports court, etc. Minutes to downtown Seattle to the west and Bellevue/Redmond to the east. Walk to park with tennis, ball fields, child play equipment, etc. Excellent public schools. Diane Webster, 425-348-7476 or Dorothy Lowery, 206-979-2014. 13/3
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SOUND VIEW
Luxury home in the sky above West Seattle! 1 BR. High ceiling! View deck! Large designer kitchen. Walk-ins. Upgrades. Near everything! $288,000. Michael Cornell, Excel, 206-729-8684. 12/3
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help wanted

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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, Policy & Systems Development - develop, implement & educate staff on data collection strategies & outcome performance measures, write reports; prepare Community Service Block Grant & United Way applications, negotiate contracts; oversee strategic plan process & develop agency policies. Req: 6 yrs direct human service or government planning, program or systems development OR BA w/4 yrs exp. PT, $2663.70/mo + great benefits. Closes: 3/25/05. CALL 206-694-6840 for application, apply at 1501 N 45th, Seattle or www.fremontpublic.org. AA/EEO. 11/1
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BECOME A PORN STAR!
AMVC.com is seeking male models Gay or Bi, 18-19 years old ONLY for adult entertainment work in adult videos. Must have valid ID. No experience necessary. Excellent pay! Must be willing to interview the evening you call! Contact Allen @ 206-852-8529 or visit web site @ AMVC.com 11/
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LANDSCAPE HELPER. Reliable. Will train. Magnolia/QA area. Driver’s license required. No drugs/no tobacco. 206-283-9768. 12/3
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LIVE-IN JOB
Caregiver needed for GWM, 43 yrs old. I am disabled due to spinal cord injury from a drinking & driving car accident. Need honest, caring & reliable person to help me out. No experience needed. WSDL required. Salary: $2,000/mo + room. 425-353-1691. 12/3
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THUMPER’S. Capitol Hill alternative restaurant now accepting applications for cooks and waiters. Apply in person, 1500 E Madison. 11/3
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volunteers wanted


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FUTUREWISE AUCTION
Do you think growth should be consistent with community values, farmland protection & environmental quality? Then please lend a hand to support Futurewise (formerly 1000 Friends of Washington), an organization working to ensure that local governments manage growth responsibly. Their 10th annual auction is coming up on April 7th & they need volunteers to help with a range of planning tasks and activities for the day and night of the event. This auction is a significant source of funding for Futurewise to continue creating healthy, attractive communities for children and families, tackling traffic problems, protecting wildlife habitat and saving salmon, promoting economic fairness and conserving tax dollars. More info & to volunteer: Andrea Blukis at andrea@futurewise.org or 206-343-0681. www.futurewise.org. 12/3
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SHANTI
needs volunteers to provide emotional support to people living with HIV/AIDS & other life-threatening illnesses. Call 206-322-0279; www.seattleshanti. org. Shanti is a program of Multifaith Works. SGN/
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situations wanted


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SPONSOR A WRITER
Young GWM working on children’s books needs assistance with housing/living expenses. Please help Tommy the Writer. Email: GalacticGardens @hotmail.com. 11/3
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services

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A RETIRED ELECTRICIAN
Looking for afternoon small electrical jobs. 30 yrs exp. Refs. 206-322-0208. SGN/
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AT YOUR SERVICE
We specialize in custom home cleaning & organizing. Attention to detail, bringing polish to your style. Dedicated and discreet. Suzanne & Chantelle, 206-860-4068 and 206-568-4215. 13/3
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HANDYMAN FOR HIRE. Plumbing, electrical, carpentry, lock rekeying, no job too small. Reasonable rates, references, reliable. Bob, 206-323-2142. 13/3
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LAWN & GARDEN CARE. Mowing, organic fertilizer, spring clean-ups. Call Jeff, 206-988-8986. 11/6
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**REMODELING** INSTALLATIONS & REPAIRS
Remodels, multi-phase & special installations, refurbishments & repairs to residential & commercial buildings. 6 years in service. Ed, 206-279-1005. SGN/
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WHAT IF YOU DIED TOMORROW?
Who would be responsible for planning your funeral? Please call David, 425-244-0762. 11/3
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WILSON RESIDENTIAL SERVICES: Housecleaning, landscape maintenance, interior/exterior painting. Free consultation. 206-334-6442. 13/3
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WORKER AVAILABLE for odd jobs, cleaning, organizing, yard work, landscaping, projects, moving help. Young, fit, hard working and efficient. Call Kyle, 425-879-1941. 12/3
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health & well-being


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FEEL BETTER
real hormonal treatment for renewed energy, libido, and performance enhancement; anti-aging, Viagra, botox, GH, testosterone; professional, convenient, affordable. On Capitol Hill. 206-709-0909. 13/7
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licensed massage


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DEER DANCER HEALING ARTS
Stressed? In pain? Feeling stuck in life? Learn more about your body and your emotions. Relaxation/Treatment massage. Hellerwork and Bio-Shen. Dan Christofferson. LMP (206) 323-4389 (Capitol Hill). Visit us online at www.deerdancerhealingarts. com. Now accepting VISA/MasterCard. SGN/
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ENJOY A SUPERB SWEDISH, Deep Tissue, and Hot Stone massage on Capitol Hill. Jeff, LMP, 206-650-0542. 11am-8pm. http://hometown.aol. com/capmassage/ SGN/
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EXCEPTIONAL BODYWORK
Release muscle pain & tension through deep tissue, trigger point & myofascial release. Specializing in back, neck & shoulder pain. Matt Shafer, LMP, 206-524-7766. 14/12
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LET GO!
Receive superior Swedish/deep tissue massage in a warm, nurturing space. $10 off first session! Call David Peacey, LMP, 206-719-7344. MA #14827. 11/3
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PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE for relaxation, injury recovery & personal wellness. Swedish, Deep Tissue, Hydrotherapy. $50/hr. For info/appt, call 206-610-3271. 13/3
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for sale

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FULL MOON CANDLE CO.
Hand Poured Candles for the Discriminating Candle Connoisseur. More than 25 Exquisite Fragrances. Easy on-line ordering: www.fullmooncandle.com. Visit our retail store: 254 W Cedar, Sequim, WA 98382. 360-683-8377. SGN/
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pets

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WE MAKE HOUSE CALLS
In-home veterinary care. Well-pet vaccines, exams. Also geriatric, hospice & end-of-life care. Mobile Veterinary Services, Dr. Tina Ellenbogen, DVM, (425) 485-PETS (485-7387). SGN/
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travel

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ALYSON ADVENTURES
Shouldn’t your next vacation be unforgettable? We specialize in adventure travel for Gay men and Lesbians. Call for a free catalog! Alyson Adventures. 1-800-825-9766. SGN/
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women

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BEYOND THE CLOSET BOOKSTORE (Seattle’s Exclusively Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Bookstore) is located at 518 E Pike St (at Belmont Ave) on Seattle’s Capitol Hill. For more info, including store hours, call 206-322-4609. Support your community bookstore!!! SGN/
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OUT TO QUIT! Getting Smoke-Free! A free, professionally facilitated ten-week tobacco cessation program for Lesbian, Bisexual, Queer & MTF women ready to kick the smokin’ habit. The program emphasizes empowerment, respect, and whole health. Free nicotine patches and access to cool, healthy alternatives to smoking (yoga), spa, cooking classes). Call to register: 206-323-6540. SGN/
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bodywork

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* AN AMAZING MASSAGE *
Nude full body erotic & therapeutic massage. Very experienced. Swedish, deep tissue to sensual. 39 y/o, handsome, masculine, hairy chested. 6’, 175 lbs, 8.5”, $60/in; $80/out! Eves & weekends. Robert, 206-949-5632. 16/
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A MAGIC TOUCH
Let my warm hands give you either a deep tissue or a relaxing complete massage. 12 noon-10pm. Bear, 206-624-6619. 11/
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A WEST SEATTLE MASSAGE
Full body massage - only $50. Good hands. Relaxing, easy-going, clean. Call anytime. 206-853-4270. 13/3
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ASIAN BODY BUILDER
The best massage by young ripped strong hands. Professionally trained & experienced. East & West combined. Deep Tissue & Swedish. Full-body, non-sexual. CAPITOL HILL. Parking available. $65/hr. Vic: 206-713-1885. 15/
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BIG HANDS, ETC.
Southern man, 5’10”, 170 lbs, 1 hr $40, table, nude, mature, slow, head to toe rub, in only. Call Clay at 206-568-8760. 13/3
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BLACK BODY BUILDER
Do yourself a favor and get a Full Body Deep Tissue Massage. Darryl, 425-351-2557. 12/6
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BLACK DADDY MASSAGE
Black Daddy Massage - butt massage. Bi-curious & married men welcome. Call for appts. Evenings, weekends, days by appointment. Located in North Seattle. Serious only. Ask for Robert. 206-271-3907. 13/3
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** BODY MECHANIC **
Need a tune-up? Pro-trained (So Cal) CMT offers quality bodywork sessions evenings and weekends. Strong hands, intuitive touch, heated table. Northend location. 206-854-6624. 12/3
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BODY SHAVED & SMOOTH
There’s the rub. In a good way. Hispanic practiioner. 5’7”, 150, with table & trained hands. Capitol Hill location with parking. Call David, 206-799-3048. 14/6
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BUTT NAKED GUY
Therapeutic Erotic Massage from lean attractive Caucasian guy with great attitude and smile. Experienced, well-groomed, warm, sweet-natured personality. 206-335-7670. 13/6
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COMPLETE FULL BODY work. Uncut 9”, top. Duo available. Escort available. 206-329-0310. 12/3
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COMPLETE RELAXATION - for men by mature male. Full body, sensual, Swedish, Shiatsu & more. Hawaii-trained. Reasonable. In/Out. 206-433-1611. 14/
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DAVID GRAYHAWK
Years experience, formally trained shaman theta healer. Quiet neighborhood. Discreet. Close to UW. Hot tub available. M - F, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Duos available. 206-465-6639. 12/6
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EASTSIDE. Clean-cut 40, WM, hard smooth athletic body, 6’, 175 lbs. Very discreet, nude, full body relaxation. In/Out. $85/hr. 425-637-5163. 11/3
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EROTIC & SENSUAL MASSAGE. Strong hands, firm touch for total release. Professional training, reasonable rates. All calls promptly returned. 206-230-1639. 13/3
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EROTICALLY CHARGED
Nude full-body massage from playful top stimulating the senses. Get seduced. In/Capitol Hill. Scott, 206-323-0851. 12/3
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FRENCH BODYWORK
Soothing relaxation, friendly, hairy chest, great pecs, experienced w/table. In/Out. Luke, 206-329-0108. 11/1
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GREAT MASSAGE
Strong bodybuilder gives excellent Full Body Massage. Call Tony, 425-643-0467. 12/6
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LEAST EXPENSIVE BODYWORK. $33. Matt, 206-300-7325. 13/6
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MY EGO DOESN’T NEED MASSAGE YOU DO
Ordinary guy
Extraordinary touch
Intuitive - Relaxing - Evocative
Any and all ages/body types
Simply excellent - from $75
Find out more:
Jake - 206-568-3307 12/6
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RELIEVE STRESS & muscle pain with a great massage with Carlos. Call for appointment. 206-384-5057. Out calls only. 13/9
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SENSUAL BODYWORK FOR MEN
www.bodywork.galeon.com
Sergio, 206-387-1226. 11/3
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SID HOT & SOLID
Relaxing, sensual, caring. A great massage awaits you! Incalls/outcalls, and hotels. Call 206-310-3491. 11/6
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SUCKER 4 TOPS
TRUE SERVICE. Attractive Latin guy, masculine, versatile to bottom, erotic massage. 28 y/o, 5’7”, 150 lbs, brown eyes, dark hair, goatee, bubble butt, athletic. In/Out. Page Oscar, 206-610-7103. Email me: escortino@yahoo.com 16/6
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TOUCH
Let go of stress, relax and enjoy on Capitol Hill. I am 6’4”, 230 lbs, with powerful hands. 206-329-2606; www.aubreysparks. com. SGN/
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TWO TV’s: One Mexican, one Native American. One lives as a woman, one doesn’t. One tall, one short. Kelly, 206-979-1040. 11/
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men

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10 INCHES is only good when it’s hard. ErectionCentral.com helps make it hard. Cialis for less. Free XXX, too. Check us out! 23/13
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ARE YOU OUT THERE?
Slender, 5’7” man, 55, HIV-neg and healthy, near Lynnwood, born without left hand, seeks caring, fit, and honest man, 50-65ish for dating and possible LTR. Call Jack, 425-742-2586. 11/3
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BEYOND THE CLOSET BOOKSTORE (Seattle’s Exclusively Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Bookstore) is YOUR source for CALENDARS, new & used books, magazines, newspapers, videos/DVDs, greeting cards, pride banners & stickers. BTC is located at 518 E Pike St (at Belmont Ave) on Seattle’s Capitol Hill. For more info, including store hours, call 206-322-4609. Support your community bookstore!!! SGN/
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DIGITAL PHOTOS
Better response. Discreet nude photos of you, for you, burnt to CD, for your use only. For info, call Doug, 206-251-2122. 11/3
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FEEL BETTER
real hormonal treatment for renewed energy, libido, and performance enhancement; anti-aging, Viagra, botox, GH, testosterone; professional, convenient, affordable. On Capitol Hill. 206-709-0909. 13/7
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GUYS’ SIZE MATTERS
Excellent oral massage for 7+ thick tops. You be HWP, N/S, N/drugs, N/stds. After 3pm weekdays and all weekends. Serious only. Call 206-301-0249. 16/6
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LOOKING FOR SPECIAL GUY
Slender 5’7” man. 55 YO. HIV -, healthy. Near Lynnwood. Born without left hand. I seek a 50-65ish caring, fit, armless man for dating and possible LTR. Call Jack, 425-742-2586. 11/3
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PERFECT SHAVES
in the comfort of my home. Ass & ball shave & pubic trim. All three parts only $25. I also do chest, back & legs. Safe & sanitary. Shave & massage combos available. 206-310-3491. 11/6
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SEATTLE PRIME TIMERS. A social club for Gay men & their friends. 206-329-0793. SGN/
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STD TESTING & TREATMENT
Discreet/anonymous. Usually same or next day appointment. 24 hour lab results. Most insurance. Capitol Hill. 206-709-0909. 12/
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