classified ad instructions

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TO PLACE a line item classified ad, send us your ad copy (ad text) via phone: 206-324-4297; fax: 206-322-7188; e-mail: sgn2 @sgn.org; mail: 1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle 98122. (If you fax or e-mail us an ad on Thursday, please give us a call so we’ll know to look out for it.) BASIC COST is $9 for the first 20 words; 25 cents for each additional word. HEADLINES on ads (all caps, bold, centered) range in price from $2.00, $3.50 & $4.50 per line depending on size & number of characters per line. (See classified ad form in print edition or call for details.) 3-FOR-2 SPECIAL: If you run the same ad for 2 consecutive weeks you get a 3rd week FREE. DEADLINE: Ads must be received by Thursday at 1pm for publication in Friday’s (next day’s) edition. PAYMENT: Ads must be PREPAID by check, money order, credit card (VISA/MasterCard) or cash. (Please do not mail cash.) DISPLAY CLASSIFIEDS: If you are interested in placing a display classified ad (ad with photo, graphics, logo), please contact us for details on placement, size, ad production vs camera-ready & cost.
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housemates
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GM SEEKS roommate for 2 BR/2 BA duplex apartment near Greenlake. Remodeled, fireplace, W/D, D/W, storage. N/S, N/P. Avail July. $500/mo + $500 deposit + 1/2 utils. 206-709-8654. 22/3
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HOMESHARING is a non-profit with 22 years of experience matching people seeking housing with homeowners residing within Seattle. Pay a reduced rent or exchange household chores. All applicants are carefully screened and matched for compatibility and mutual benefit. 3 references from tenants are required. Criminal background checks are performed on all participants. A program of Senior Services. 206-448-5725. www.seniorservices.org SGN/
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SHARE OUR HOUSE
Lots of room, large sunny bedroom, separate bath, use of gourmet kitchen, W/D, on busline, N/P, N/S, N/D, Mt Baker neighborhood. $625/mo incl utils. 206-851-1512. 21/3
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SHORELINE - Beautiful Home. Seeking male roomate, responsible, quiet, N/S. D/W, W/D. No pets. $400/mo + utils. 206-991-9100. Leave message. 21/3
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SMALL BR in shared male non-smoking house near Broadway Market. $370 + utils. Parking also available. 206-322-0448. 23/3
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for rent
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1 BR CAPITOL HILL
Apt for rent - $700 a month; $250 deposit. Move-in bonus. Small pets OK. Call 206-324-1239. 604 11th Ave E. 21/3
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3 BR/2 BA top floor, totally remodeled condo in excellent North Seattle/Shoreline location. Stainless appliances, new carpet, W/D, D/W, etc. $1250/mo., incl water, sewage, garbage, 2 parking spaces. 206-533-0639. 22/3
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BEAUTIFUL 1 BR apt, large closets, D/W, W/D in unit. Call Keith or Howard at 206-329-3310. 22/
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CAPITOL HILL
Do your pets need a place to live? $99 move-in special. $750-$800. Spacious 1 BR apts, off-street parking. 206-335-3226. 21/4
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COLUMBIA CITY
Large 2 BR/1 BA on busline, walk to shopping. $1790/mo. 1 yr lease, recently updated, ample storage. 206-285-5693; 206-276-7089. 21/3
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GREENLAKE/MAPLE LEAF
Pleasant 4 BR/1 BA, redecorated, new paint, new carpets in living room/dining room, big kitchen, W/D, gas, garage, basement. Nice yard & patio. N/S, N/P. $1450. 425-821-6466. 23/3
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HEART OF BALLARD
Great location in immaculate building. 1 BR/1 BA, large deck, D/W, W/D, in secured bldg, with secured parking. No smoking, no pets. $795. 6500 24th Ave NW. 206-920-6612. 22/3
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LESCHI AREA
2 BR/1 BA, W/D, D/W, deck, hardwood/tile/carpet floors, recent remodel, on busline. $975/mo. 1 yr lease, Cats OK, Available 7/1. 206-285-5693; 206-276-7089. 21/3
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MERCER ISLAND JEWEL
Spectacular view of mountains and lake, top floor, 2 BR/1 BA. Must see designer wallpaper & paint! Deck, parking & walking distance to downtown and lake. $995. 7505 SE 28th. 206-275-3927. 22/3
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NORTH SEATTLE GEM!
Courtyard setting, immaculate & remodeled. 1 BR, W/D, D/W, fireplace, great deck with secured parking & bldg. Great location next to busline. $665. 840 NE 125th St. 206-368-8064. 22/3
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NORTH SEATTLE & UW
Spacious and fabulous 2 BR/2 BA with beautiful courtyard setting. Deck, D/W, W/D, in secured bldg, with secured parking. Close-in location on bus line. A must see! $860. 840 NE 125th St. 206-368-8064. 22/3
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PRITCHARD ISLAND/SEWARD PARK. 2+ BR/1 BA, 2 fireplaces, hardwoods, W/D, D/W, garage. $1250/mo + $1000 deposit. 206-779-4643. 25/6
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SEATAC guy 40 seeks guy. 3 BR/1 BA, W/D, cable, hot tub, non-smoker, no pets. $375/mo incl utils, except phone. 206-878-1768. 21/3
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WEST SEATTLE. Charming 3 BR/1 BA, fireplace, large yard, hardwood floors, 1st/last/dep. $1,195. 206-935-6080. 22/3
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W SEATTLE DUPLEX
2 BR, new carpet, W/D, D/W, full basement, quiet street, private yard, near Alaska Junction. Cats OK. $875 + deposit. Available now. 206-933-8827. 21/3
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WEST SEATTLE PENTHOUSE
Spacious remodeled 2 BR/2 BA on top floor. Large deck, D/W, W/D, in immaculate secured bldg. N/S, small pets OK. $1095. 4517 Glenn Way SW. 206-938-5318. 22/3
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WEST SEATTLE VIEW
Great view with deck - remodeled 1 BR, D/W, storage, parking, in secured non-smoking bldg. Small pets OK. Must see at $650! 4517 Glenn Way SW. 206-938-5318. 22/3
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housing for sale

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GREENLAKE SHOWPLACE
Dramatic upscale multi-level townhome facing Greenlake. Huge private rooftop deck. High ceiling, fireplace, large cook’s kitchen. Grand master suite with view balcony. Panoramic Water View. 2 BR/2.5 BA. Huge windows. Sunlight everywhere. $650,000. Michael Cornell. Excel. 206-729-8684. www.Michael Cornell.com. 22/3
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11 UNIT APT BLDG
Good investment area. $895,000. 5.8 cap rate. Michael Cornell. Excel. 206-729-8684. www.MichaelCornell.com. 22/3
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BAINBRIDGE CONTEMPORARY
This unique fun-filled Andy Mueller-built waterfront home is perched on a bluff overlooking Puget Sound & 90 feet of bulk-headed sandy beach. You will be mesmerized by the sweeping views of the Olympic Mountains from nearly every room. The contemporary design gives you the feeling of art & space, featuring vivid colors & sleek finishes. Two offices offer versatility & the master wing has a view deck with hot tub. $1,030,000. Tim, 206-380-7345. 21/1
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LESCHI VIEW HOME
Perfect for couples! Generous kitchen opens to oversized Great Room: hardwoods, marble fireplace, and French doors opening to deck overlooking Lake Washington and Cascades. 600+ sf Master Suite also leads to view deck big enough for 40! (Perfect for Blue Angels/Seafair parties.) Two additional dens, plus bonus room with sauna! 2-car attached garage, tons of storage, and private rear deck with hot tub. $729,000. www.johnlscott.com;/17664. In neighborhood of $1 million+ homes! Any Friedman, 206-218-5278 or Chuck Traver, 206-852-9104. 21/3
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SELL YOUR HOUSE NOW
Are you facing foreclosure, bankruptcy, behind on payments? I’ll buy your house now and give you instant debt relief. Any area, price or condition. I’ll even buy your Executive or commercial properties. CALL Bruce TODAY, 360-981-1770. 23/3
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STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS 1909 W SEATTLE CRAFTSMAN
Completely renovated with attention to original detail, open floor plan w/gourmet kitchen, large living & formal dining areas. 2 BR + den. Finishes you’d expect in a million dollar home. Wonderful neighborhood to support this fantastic ambiance. Close to beach. $539,500. Call Dan DeSantis, 206-947-4773. OPEN SUNDAY. 21/3
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VIEW CONDO AT GREENLAKE
3 BR/2 BA. Top floor. 1 door from Greenlake. Steps to cafes, shops, trail, pool, more! Great lake view. Deck. Fireplace. $369,000. Michael Cornell. Excel. 206-729-8684. www.MichaelCornell.com. 22/3
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help wanted

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HOUSEKEEPING
Housecleaning staff needed. Must have vehicle and prior experience. Pay $10/hr to start. Needed immediately. 206-328-7448. gary@cleaningseattle.com 21/3
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HOUSEKEEPING
Supervisor needed. Must have vehicle and prior supervisory experience. Pay $12/hr to start. 206-328-7448. gary@cleaningseattle.com 21/3
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LIVE-IN JOB
Caregiver needed on live-in basis for GWM spinal-cord-injured quadraplegic. No experience necessary, but must be caring and very reliable. Room + $1800-$2000/mo. WA driver’s license required. 425-353-1691. 22/3
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RENEW YOUR FAITH in the human race! Be the Program Manager at Cascade People’s Center where families, volunteers, and staff empower people to grow strong, sustainable families and community. Cynics need not apply! See our website: www.cascadepeoplescenter.org for more info, or call 206-587-0320. 21/2
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business opportunities



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FANTASTIC BIZ OPP
$275K + 1st Yr Potential
Proven Business Model
Home-Based - Not MLM
Serious People Only
800-676-0495 (24 Hr Rec)
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volunteers wanted


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LIFELONG AIDS ALLIANCE
has many opportunities for volunteers. 206-957-1651; volunteers@lifelongaidsalliance.org; www.lifelongaidsalliance.org SGN/
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SHANTI VOLUNTEERS
build supportive one-on-one relationships with someone living with HIV/AIDS, cancer, or other life-threatening illness. We are seeking mature, compassionate, good listeners to provide emotional support to people in their homes, in hospitals, or in jails. Training and ongoing support provided. People of color and LGBT folks encouraged to apply. For more info, contact us at www.seattleshanti.org or 206-324-1520 ext 228. SGN/
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THREE DOLLAR BILL CINEMA
producers of the Seattle Lesbian & Gay Film Festival, seeks a web designer or team to redesign their website. You would be responsible for originating an overall visual design concept, creating an architecture or template that their web support person could update and use as a module thruout the year, and working with the marketing director to enable the navigation and search functions of the website. E-mail: info@seattlequeerfilm.com for details and application deadline. (They want the concept finalized by June 17th.) 22/2
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services

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A RETIRED ELECTRICIAN
Looking for afternoon small electrical jobs. 30 yrs exp. Refs. 206-322-0208. SGN/
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BLUE JAY HOUSEKEEPING
Fine housecleaning with meticulous attention to detail. Years of experience. Excellent references. 206-323-9489. 21/1
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HARDWORKING, RELIABLE, fit young guy, available for odd jobs. Cleaning, organizing, projects, yard work, landscaping, moving help and other services. Call Kyle, 425-879-1941. 22/3
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MISS OUT on the decorating gene? Call Ken for interior/exterior color changes, tile, landscape work or cleaning and organization. Free consultation. 206-334-6442. 23/3
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The NAKED Computer Man
Block Internet Intrusions, get Protection Virus & Spyware Removal, DATA Recovery for CD or HD, PCs, MACs, Internet, Networking, REPAIR Hardware & Software, plus PATIENT Training, Home/Business. Call Randy. CELL: 954-684-3829; PAGER: 800-424-5456. EXP: 30+ yrs. 26/9
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**REMODELING** INSTALLATIONS & REPAIRS
Remodels, multi-phase & special installations, refurbishments & repairs to residential & commercial buildings. 6 years in service. Ed, 206-279-1005. SGN/
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health & well-being


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FEEL BETTER
real hormonal treatment for renewed energy, libido, and performance enhancement; anti-aging, Viagra, botox, GH, testosterone; professional, convenient, affordable. On Capitol Hill. 206-709-0909. 25/6
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PERSONAL TRAINER. Specialty with beginners. Look 10 yrs younger and it’s good for your longevity. $25. 206-679-5899. 22/
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STD TESTING & TREATMENT
Discreet/anonymous. Usually same or next day appointment. 24 hour lab results. Most insurance. Capitol Hill. 206-709-0909. 25/6
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licensed massage


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ENJOY A SUPERB SWEDISH, Deep Tissue, and Hot Stone massage on Capitol Hill. Jeff, LMP, 206-650-0542. 11am-8pm. http://hometown.aol. com/capmassage/ SGN/
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EXCEPTIONAL BODYWORK
Release muscle pain & tension through deep tissue, trigger point & myofascial release. Specializing in back, neck & shoulder pain. Matt Shafer, LMP, 206-524-7766. 26/12
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DEER DANCER HEALING ARTS
Stressed? In pain? Feeling stuck in life? Learn more about your body and your emotions. Relaxation/Treatment massage. Hellerwork and Bio-Shen. Dan Christofferson. LMP (206) 323-4389 (Capitol Hill). Visit us online at www.deerdancerhealingarts. com. Now accepting VISA/MasterCard. SGN/
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FULL MOON CANDLE CO.
Hand Poured Candles for the Discriminating Candle Connoisseur. More than 25 Exquisite Fragrances. Easy on-line ordering: www.fullmooncandle.com. Visit our retail store: 254 W Cedar, Sequim, WA 98382. 360-683-8377. SGN/
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rummage/moving sales


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ON THE BOARDS 4th Annual Rummage Sale Fundraiser @ 100 W Roy St (lower Queen Anne). Fri, 6/3, 6-9pm (preview sale: $12 cover, includes wine, beer, beverages, snacks). Sat, 6/4, 10am-4pm; Sun, 6/5, 10am-2pm. 22/2
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pets

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WE MAKE HOUSE CALLS
In-home veterinary care. Well-pet vaccines, exams. Also geriatric, hospice & end-of-life care. Mobile Veterinary Services, Dr. Tina Ellenbogen, DVM, (425) 485-PETS (485-7387). SGN/
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travel

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women

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BEYOND THE CLOSET BOOKSTORE (Seattle’s Exclusively Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Bookstore) is YOUR source for new & used books, magazines, newspapers, videos/DVDs, greeting cards, calendars pride banners & stickers. BTC is located at 518 E Pike St (at Belmont Ave) on Seattle’s Capitol Hill. For more info, including store hours, call 206-322-4609. Support your community bookstore!!! SGN/
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SWF, 42, named Sally, needs more females to wear velvet out in public. Also, I need phone sex very badly. I love to smell vingegar and listen to classical music. Call me, Sally, 206-281-8634 or write: PO Box 19851, Seattle, WA 98109. Females only. 28/9
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bisexual

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NOTICE:
To reply to an SGN Box #, put your reply in a STAMPED, sealed envelope with the Box # on the front lower right corner. Put that stamped, sealed envelope INSIDE another envelope and mail your reply to: SGN, 1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle, WA 98122. We will then forward your reply to the person who placed the ad.
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LESBIAN wants WM to occasionally play with. No strings, no smoking, no STD’s. Comfortable knowing I’m curious, but not into long term relationship. No weirdos, no one seeking “threeway action.” Blond hair a plus. Reply to SGN Box 2101. 24/4
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CLEAN, DISCREET, circumsized married man, new to Gay scene, seeks safe sex friend. Write PO Box 55932, Seattle 98155. 21/3
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escorts

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bodywork

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4 HAND EROTIC BODY RUB
Having a hard day? U need double the relief. Treat yourself to a 4-handed fantasy. One-on-one service also available. Black Daddy Bodywork. 206-417-0604. Ask for R & K. Blkdaddy massage 4u@yahoo.com 19/3
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A WEST SEATTLE RUBDOWN
Full body rub - only $50. Good hands. Relaxing, easy-going, clean. Call anytime. 206-853-4270. 22/4
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** AMAZING BODYWORK **
Nude full body erotic & therapeutic bodywork. Very experienced. Swedish, deep tissue to sensual. 39 y/o, handsome, masculine, hairy-chested. 6’, 175 lbs, 8.5”, $60/in; $80/out! Eves & weekends. Robert, 206-949-5632. 25/
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BIG HANDS, ETC.
Southern man, 5’10”, 170 lbs, 1 hr $40, table, nude, mature, slow, head to toe rub, in only. Call Clay at 206-568-8760. 23/
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BODY WORK

15 years experience
Therapeutic & Sensual
Body Electric Experience
Reiki
2 or 4 Hands
BISEXUAL & CURIOUS MEN WELCOME!

Near SeaTac Airport 9am-9pm

MARTIN & TIM
Your Fit
Personal Masseurs
$65/1 Full Hour
206-550-6038
www.hotspotmassage.com
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BODYWORK. Deep hard tissue. Non-sexual. Michael @ 206-390-3002. 23/6
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BUTT NAKED GUY
Therapeutic Erotic Bodywork from lean attractive Caucasian guy with great attitude and smile. Experienced, well-groomed, warm, sweet-natured personality. 206-335-7670. 22/9
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EXPERIENCE FULL BODY MASSAGE by hot, hung, hairy 9” top guy. Duo/Escort available. 206-329-0310. 23/3
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CLEAN AND RESPECTABLE
Bodywork plus Full Spa Treatment by Cute 22 y/o in T-top and Shorts. Excellent location, table, and personality. Wes, 206-853-1031. No sex. Appointments SERIOUSLY appreciated. 22/3
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COMPLETE RELAXATION - for men by mature male. Full body, sensual, Swedish, Shiatsu & more. Hawaii-trained. Reasonable. In/Out. 206-433-1611. 26/
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FRENCH BODYWORK
Soothing relaxation, friendly, hairy chest, great pecs, experienced w/table. In/Out. Luke, 206-329-0108. 21/1
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GOT SPRING FEVER?
Relaxing bodywork to chase away those summertime blues! Call Zack, 206-713-6485. In/Out, downtown hotels. Escort rates on request. 23/3
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HOT BODYWORK
32 y/o, strong, very well-built, handsome, sexy Man provides the kind of hands-on work that you want and need. Joe. In/Out. 206-774-0558. 21/3
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HOT BODY RUB
Lay back & receive a full body rub in a private environment. Call Antoine, 425-643-0467. 26/6
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!!! J.P.’S BACK IN TOWN !!!

Hey guys! Your favorite soon-to-be college graduate is back in Seattle from 5/25 to 5/31. Would love to work over my (ir)regulars and catch-up before I head out to East coast. New clients also welcome. Swedish, Sports, Deep Tissue, Sensual. Internationally-trained and nationally-certified. 28 y/o, 6’0”, 177#, brn/grn,vgl, athletic. Advance booking recommended. Email preferred: brawny.brains@gmail.com or voicemail 206-706-3714. 21/3
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LEAST EXPENSIVE BODYWORK. $33. Matt, 206-300-7325. 21/3
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LET MY STRONG HANDS release all your tension. Hot, trim, smooth, 8” bottom. Outcalls only. 206-334-6442. 23/3
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MUSCULAR ITALIAN JOCK offers full body sports rubdown. $60/hr. Out calls only. Hotels OK. PGR# 206-532-0089. 22/3
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MY EGO DOESN’T NEED STROKING YOU DO
Masculine Muscular Bi Guy
Extraordinary Touch
Intuitive - Relaxing - Evocative
Any and all ages/
body types/preferences
Simply excellent -
Call for details
Jake - 206-568-3307 25/6
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SID HOT & SOLID
Relaxing, sensual, caring. Great bodywork awaits you! Incalls/outcalls and hotels. Call 206-310-3491. 21/6
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THAI BODYWORK
Thai jock in Seattle May 18-30. 30 yrs old, 5’9”, 160, tanned, muscular hunk, six-pack abs, smooth. http://hometown.aol.com/thaijock4u/ BJ, 415-235-6394. 21/3
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TOUCH
Let go of stress, relax and enjoy on Capitol Hill. I am 6’4”, 230 lbs, with powerful hands. 206-329-2606; www.aubreysparks. com.
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THE ULTIMATE TOUCH
Let my magical fingers give you the best rubdown that you’ll ever have. 12 noon-10pm. Bear, 206-624-6619. 23/3
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men

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10 INCHES is only good when it’s hard. ErectionCentral.com helps make it hard. Cialis for less. Free XXX, too. Check us out! 23/13
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BEYOND THE CLOSET BOOKSTORE (Seattle’s Exclusively Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Bookstore) is YOUR source for new & used books, magazines, newspapers, videos/DVDs, greeting cards, calendars pride banners & stickers. BTC is located at 518 E Pike St (at Belmont Ave) on Seattle’s Capitol Hill. For more info, including store hours, call 206-322-4609. Support your community bookstore!!! SGN/
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PERFECT SHAVES
in the comfort of my home. Ass & ball shave & pubic trim. All three parts only $25. I also do chest, back & legs. Safe & sanitary. Shave & massage combos available. 206-310-3491. 21/6
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WHAT’S YOUR SIGN?
My name is Nevin, columnist of “The Saga Continues...” right under your nose in the Seattle Gay News and Gaypride.com. To know me is to read me. I leave nothing to the imagination. With me, my cards are on the table and I don’t have a hidden agenda. After being single and celibate for the past 8 years, it’s time for me to find a suitable mate. Soul Mate! I’m unique and unusual, and have no problem being my own individual self. To me, it’s so simple. I’m a Virgo with Leo tendencies. I’m kind, gracious, and reliable. I possess great flair and personal style. I’m optimistic, witty, have a sense of fun, and shine in social activities. I’m looking for a loving, kind, caring, nurturing relationship with substance. My soul mate is a masculine hot top man, who’s a Gemini with Virgo rising, Libra or Libra rising, and Aquarius. Under the Chinese signs, I’m a Horse who’s compatible with Tigers, Sheep and Dogs. Does your sign make you mine? Nevin_72@yahoo.com SGN/
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