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General Gayety by Leslie Robinson

Out of Africa
Ive been receiving the e-mails for years, and I bet you have, too. They come from Africa, usually Nigeria, these opportunities to enter into business deals. At this point in the age of the personal computer these e-mails are infamous, the senders known to be the used-car salesmen of the information highway. Though not everyone knows, as I was reminded last week. At the dentists, while reading every copy of Readers Digest since Clinton left office, I came across a story about an American man who fell for the con and lost a bushel of money. Then a couple of days ago I got an e-mail headed, First Gay Society in Africa Needs Your Help. My suspicion wrestled with my desire to help the Gay cause. My curiosity jumped into the ring too, and laid suspicion out cold. I opened the e-mail. In it Edward Ola of Nigeria writes hes the president of Afro Gay Movement, a burgeoning organization that seeks to register with the Corporate Affairs Commission so word of its existence and goals will spread to Gays and non-Gays around the country. Thus far it hasnt been able to register, but now, oh now, yes now, theres hope, in the person of an influential government official. Ola writes the official wants $70,000 to see the registration through, which Ola acknowledges is hefty even by the usual standards of corruption. His group has raised $20,000. The balance of $50,000 USD is what stands between our been (sic) registered. This is a passionate plea for you to be of assistance with the said amount. Mr. Ola, it doesnt matter how passionate the plea, the day I have $50,000 is the day Nigeria is ruled by a yam. He winds up his letter with, We must let Nigerians and indeed Africans know that been (sic) Gay is not a sin in itself and indulgence in it is by choice. Oh, hes good. Hes trying to get at the pursestrings via the heartstrings, scheming that American Gays will melt at the thought of being able to help a fledgling Gay rights movement abroad. Ive no doubt this is a sham, but Im impressed by the attempt. Ola took the template of the Nigerian scam e-mail and tailored it to a specific audience. Then he probably hunted for the addresses of out Gays. This e-mail mightve been sent to the general public, but I bet Ola knows in that case hed be risking not just getting caught, but a special-delivery punch in the nose. Actually, theres no reason to think this e-mail went only to Americans. Ola couldve put the touch on Gays around the world. Unless Americans are simply considered the richest folk on the planet. Or the biggest patsies. I wonder if Ola is actually Gay. If not, the snake-oil salesman is laughing at Gays here and there. If he is Gay, hes both a crook and a schnook, because one thing he gets right in his letter is that African Gays have it rough, and bilking people in their name isnt likely to help. From Egypt, where groups of men are arrested and tried for being Gay, to Zimbabwe where President Mugabe calls Gays worse than dogs and pigs, African Gays need Olas help like the Sahara needs lifeguards. If theres a silver lining to this experience, its been a reminder that closeted folks on another continent can use the Internet to find people like me. Now if only I could tell the Nigerian cops precisely where to find Mr. Ola. Leslie Robinson welcomes e-mailsof the non-soliciting sort. Write her at LesRobinsn@aol.com, and read more of her work at www.GeneralGayety.com.