classified ad instructions
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TO PLACE a line item classified ad, send us your ad copy (ad text) via phone: 206-324-4297; fax: 206-322-7188; e-mail: sgn2 @sgn.org; mail: 1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle 98122. (If you fax or e-mail us an ad on Thursday, please give us a call so we’ll know to look out for it.) BASIC COST is $9 for the first 20 words; 25 cents for each additional word. HEADLINES on ads (all caps, bold, centered) range in price from $2.00, $3.50 & $4.50 per line depending on size & number of characters per line. (See classified ad form in print edition or call for details.) 3-FOR-2 SPECIAL: If you run the same ad for 2 consecutive weeks you get a 3rd week FREE. DEADLINE: Ads must be received by Thursday at 1pm for publication in Friday’s (next day’s) edition. PAYMENT: Ads must be PREPAID by check, money order, credit card (VISA/MasterCard) or cash. (Please do not mail cash.) DISPLAY CLASSIFIEDS: If you are interested in placing a display classified ad (ad with photo, graphics, logo), please contact us for details on placement, size, ad production vs camera-ready & cost.
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housemates
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BALLARD HOUSEMATE for professional GWM. $600 includes all utilities. No drugs/smoking, small dog OK. Require a stable, Gay/Gay-friendly person. 206-992-4925. 51/3
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HOMESHARING is a non-profit with 22 years of experience matching people seeking housing with homeowners residing within Seattle. Pay a reduced rent or exchange household chores. All applicants are carefully screened and matched for compatibility and mutual benefit. 3 references from tenants are required. Criminal background checks are performed on all participants. A program of Senior Services. 206-448-5725. www.seniorservices.org/
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TACOMA ROOM $300/mo, $100 non-refundable deposit. 1/4 utils. W//D, family-oriented, near buslines. Need references. 253-472-7326. 51/3
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for rent
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SOUTH EVERETT. Large 1 BR - $465/mo; $465 deposit. Small storage unit. Water, sewer, garbage paid. 5 minutes to Boeing and Everett Mall. On busline. Call 425-356-3283. Leave message. 49/3
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WEST SEATTLE 3 BR/2-3/4 BA, fenced yard, on-street parking, small dog OK. Available immediately. $1,150/mo. 206-242-6780. 51/3
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housing for sale
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CAPITOL HILL’S
BEST PENTHOUSE
Amazing luxury home in the sky. Panoramic views of Puget Sound, Space Needle, Olympic Mountains from nearly every room. Soaring 12 ft ceilings. Designer renovation. Luxury finishes. Lavish baths, huge gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 bedrooms plus den. Generous parking, but you may not need it, because all the amenities of the Hill are at your doorstep. $1,099,000. Michael Cornell Real Estate Group, 206-527-1202. 51/3
See every house for sale in Seattle at
www.MichaelCornell.com
Seattle’s Gay-Owned
Real Estate Firm
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CLASSIC TUDOR CONDO
ON THE HILL
Storybook architectural character started here at this heart-warming home that surrounds you in old-world-charm. Mahogany woodwork, arched doorways, leaded windows, oak floors, crown molding. Classic Brick building with European inner courtyard and garage parking. $259,950. Michael Cornell Real Estate Group, 206-527-1202. 51/3
See every house for sale in Seattle at
www.MichaelCornell.com
Seattle’s Gay-Owned
Real Estate Firm
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SEE EVERY HOUSE
for sale in Seattle at
www.MichaelCornell.com SGN/
Seattle’s Gay-Owned
Real Estate Firm
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LAURELHURST
NEW CONSTRUCTION
Upscale Craftsman by reputable builder in one of the Northwest’s most prestigious neighborhoods. 5 BR/3.5 designer baths, 2-car garage, luxury master, family room, wood floors, high ceilings, grand formal dining room, gourmet kitchen adjacent to large luxury family room. $1,249,000. Michael Cornell Real Estate Group, 206-527-1202. 51/3
See every house for sale in Seattle at
www.MichaelCornell.com
Seattle’s Gay-Owned
Real Estate Firm
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help wanted
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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT
Work for LGBT equality! Equal Rights Washington seeks organized, experienced office asst. 20 hours/week, $12-$14/hour EOE. See description at www. equalrightswashington.org. Send resume to info@equalrights washington.org. 51/3
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APPOINTMENT SETTERS
Good personality, good phone voice and enjoy talking with people? Have fun and make money as you set appointments. No cold calling. Hourly plus bonus program. Afternoon to evening hours. Company drug tests and background checks. Call Nikki @ 425-974-2576. EOE. 51/3
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ARCHITECT or ARCHITECTURAL DRAFTER wanted for growing residential design firm in Tacoma. Great clients and a great place to work. Email interest to jfay@cascaderd.com. 50/3
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DEVELOPMENT COORDINATOR
Work for LGBT equality! Equal Rights Washington seeks well-organized individual with a passion for fundraising. $37K-$40K DOE. See description at www. equalrightswashington.org. Send resume to bgreen@equalrights washington.org. 51/3
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FURNITURE & ACCESSORIES MANAGER needed for contemporary boutique in Tacoma. Sales and interior design experience in a great environment. Salary & commission DOQ. Contact jim@spacetacoma.com. 50/3
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HELP WANTED. Full-time position available. Applications accepted at Club Seattle between 9am and 1pm. Mon-Fri only. Come join our fun and exciting team. 49/3
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SALES CLERK for clothing and adult novelty store. P/T and F/T available. Must have retail sales experience. Apply 11am-2pm at The Crypt, 113 10th Ave E, Seattle. 51/3
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volunteers
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DO YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES? Want to win a $50 Amazon.com gift certificate? Then volunteer to participate in a survey that will help further our knowledge-base about how counselors can provide better care to members of the Gay and Lesbian community. If you are over 18 and self-identify as Lesbian or Gay, please go to: http://www.psychdata.com/s.asp?SID=120015 51/3
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SHANTI VOLUNTEERS
build supportive one-on-one relationships with someone living with HIV/AIDS, cancer, or other life-threatening illness. We are seeking mature, compassionate, good listeners to provide emotional support to people in their homes, in hospitals, or in jails. Training and ongoing support provided. People of color and LGBT folks encouraged to apply. For more info, contact us at www.seattleshanti.org or 206-324-1520 ext 228. SGN/
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SISTAH2SISTAH
HOLIDAY FOOD DRIVE
needs volunteers to help support their annual community service project benefitting100 plus families of color impacted by HIV/AIDS. Join a team at a neighborhood grocery store for 2-1/2 hours on 12/9 or 12/16 to collect food and monetary donations; set up a box to collect non-perishable food items at your place of work, your church or any other site that you can monitor; collect and/or donate money for the project - make checks payable to Sistah2Sistah earmarked for the holiday food drive; help sort and bag-up food items on 12/17; distribute and deliver food packs on 12/19. Checks/money orders should be made payable to Sistah2Sistah, (earmarked “Holiday Food Drive”) and mailed to Sistah2Sistah, c/o POCAAN, 2200 Rainier Ave S, Seattle, WA 98144 For more information, contact Aaliyah at 206-322-7061 ext 211; aaliyah@pocaan.org.
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services
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A RETIRED ELECTRICIAN
Looking for afternoon small electrical jobs. 30 yrs exp. Refs. 206-322-0208. SGN/
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C B
Best condo and apt cleaning on the Hill. It is what you deserve. Try me at 206-324-4139. 49/3
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CHUCK’S
HANDYMAN SERVICE
Drywall. Fences, Decks, Etc. References upon request. 20 yrs experience. 206-935-6730. 38/54
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The NAKED Computer Man
Block Internet Intrusions, get Protection Virus & Spyware Removal, DATA Recovery for CD or HD, PCs, MACs, Internet, Networking, REPAIR Hardware & Software, plus PATIENT Training, Home/Business. Call Randy. CELL: 954-684-3829; PAGER: 800-424-5456. EXP: 30+ yrs. 03/
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SELECT MOVERS
Dependable, honorable moving; quality, licensed, experienced professionals. We carefully pack, load, transport and unload your furniture and personal belongings. Local and long distance moves. Your satisfaction guaranteed at affordable rates. Contact us at 206-380-5504. 01/2
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GARDENMAKERS NW
~ Landscape Design
~ Installation
~ Quality Garden Maintenance
~ Stone Walks and Walls
~ Horticultural Consulting
Scott Tuzzolino
Garden Designer 41/3
425-822-6203
gardenmakers@comcast.net
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health & well-being
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MEKOSUN YOGA
+/- clothes men’s group
+ clothes private lessons
beginners encouraged
206-412-7079
www.mekosun.com
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licensed
massage
non-sexual
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1 HR-$45/1.5-$65
AN EXCELLENT MASSAGE
2 HRS-$85: Swedish/Deep Tissue blend for tightness & tension. Hot stone full-body massage for pleasure & relaxation. 12 yrs exp. John Runyan LMP 206-324-0682. Nice place, A+ table, shower. Senior/PWA discount. 51/
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3RD HEART
HEALING ARTS
in Renton
Treatment for injuries, post surgery, chronic illness & relaxation. Dry sauna/shower. Flexible hours. A discreet and safe place to enhance your well-being. Professional - Intuitive - Caring. Sean Hart, LMP. 206-979-1547. 18/
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DEER DANCER
HEALING ARTS
Stressed? In pain? Feeling stuck in life? Learn more about your body and your emotions. Relaxation/Treatment massage. Hellerwork and Bio-Shen. Dan Christofferson. LMP (206) 323-4389 (Capitol Hill). Visit us online at www.deerdancerhealingarts. com. Now accepting VISA/MasterCard. SGN/
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ENJOY A SUPERB SWEDISH, Deep Tissue, and Hot Stone massage on Capitol Hill. Jeff, LMP, 206-650-0542. 11am-9pm. SGN/
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EXCEPTIONAL BODYWORK
Release muscle pain & tension through deep tissue, trigger point & myofascial release. Specializing in back, neck & shoulder pain. Matt Shafer, LMP, 206-524-7766. 06/12
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MASSAGE FOR EVERYONE
Jesse James Massage. 206-841-1191. handsonjesse.com SGN/
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travel
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Your GAY hideaway in the scenic mountains of western Montana. Only 1 hour west of Missoula, Montana along I-90. www.cowboyupmontana.com 10/
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notices
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ARE YOU A MAN
WHO IS
DISSATISFIED WITH YOUR BODY OR
APPEARANCE?
If so, you may be eligible to participate in a research study examining what factors influence body image dissatisfaction that may lead to Body Dysmorphic Disorder in men.
This research is part of a clinical psychology doctoral dissertation approved by Antioch University Seattle.
For further information, please contact Mike by phone
@ 206-992-9192 or email mikearcher@comcast.net
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DO YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES? Want to win a $50 Amazon.com gift certificate? Then volunteer to participate in a survey that will help further our knowledgebase about how counselors can provide better care to members of the Gay and Lesbian community. If you are over 18 and self-identify as Lesbian or Gay, please got to: http://www.psychdata.com/s.asp?SID=120015 51/3
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GROUP DISCUSSION
FOR PEOPLE
WITH HIV WHO ARE
NOT RECEIVING
HIV MEDICAL CARE
Participants receive $50, food, & bus tokens. Seattle, Wednesday evening, 12/13. Call for details & eligibility: 206-205-0618. Sponsors: WA State Dept of Health and Public Health-Seattle & King Co. 49/1
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transgender
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T-GIRL SUITE
A late night xxx-otic private club for TS/TV and cross-dressers only! Featured in Transformation Magazine #58. For more information, contact: Klub Tantra, PO Box 4601, Seattle, WA 98194. Next Event: 12-30-2006. 50/3
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escorts
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bodywork
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#1 TOTAL
SATISFACTION
Don’t settle for less! Enjoy total satisfaction with an hour of therapeutic/erotic bodywork from a trained, talented and discreet professional. Evenings/weekends. SW Seattle/SeaTac. Michael, 206-730-9122. 49/3
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***** 5-STAR RATED *****
Therapeutic/erotic bodywork. Specialize in married/Bi/curious first timers. VGL, nice gym body, compliments 100%. Visits last up to 1.5 hours. 1st hour is a superior rub. Please see my website for pics, stats, great reviews & schedule. www. hotrubmaster. com. In calls in Bellevue. Outcalls for downtown Seattle. 206-679-5899. 49/3
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ASIAN (CHINESE/THAI)
Young, muscular, 5’9”, 165, 28 yrs old. Sensual/erotic bodywork. Ask for Tai or leave message. West Seattle. 206-330-4389. $65-$100. 51/3
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ATTENTION! - CHECK OUT www.amazingbodywork.com. Swedish, deep tissue, erotic, 6’, 178 lbs, hairy-chested, well-hung. UB HWP. Eves & weekends. Robert, 206-949-5632. 02/6
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ALL ABOUT YOU
NOT MY EGO
extraordinary touch
affordable indulgence
satisfying, evocative,
erotic, fun
No need to be anxious or intimidated. No way an escort/porno boi “dewd with ‘tude.” Think easy-going, relaxed muscle-bear porn guy. Any & all ages/body types/preferences. No P&P. Jake, 206-568-3307 or seattleJAKE@ hotmail.com. 51/
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A REAL MAN’S TOUCH
Handsome and muscular; 6’3”, 230#, 35 y/o Italian with big, strong hands perfect for deep tissue bodywork. My build gives me the stronger masculine touch most men desire. Clients repeatedly tell me that most guys they’ve visited for bodywork offer low-quality rubdowns, combined with release. That’s not what I do. I offer a relaxing and therapeutic experience; real bodywork! If you truly need to relax, be comfortable and energized, while receiving a full hour rubdown tailored specifically to YOU, I’m your man. All clients are treated the same without discrimination to age, body-type, race, etc. Isn’t it time to treat yourself and escape to a nice, clean, comfortable and stress free environment, for an hour or more? There’s no other unique, quality choice out there. Ask for Joe, 206-370-0182. 49/
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AWESOME & AFFORDABLE full-body deep tissue Swedish Massage for fit men only. Evenings and weekends. Ed, 206-985-8491. 50/6
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BEEFY/MUSCULAR ASIAN
Young, cute Asian offers professional therapeutic and sensual bodywork. I also do body shave & trim, affordable rates, work on a table in a nice and warm apartment near downtown. 206-816-4868. 50/3
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BLACK JUNGLE
Exotic, attractive GBM, 33, of South Beach, available for therapeutic bodywork/escort. Mature professionals encouraged. In/Out. Leo, 206-285-0543. 49/3
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EROTICALLY CHARGED
Nude full-body rubdown from playful top stimulating the senses. Get seduced. In/Capitol Hill. Scott, 206-323-0851. 50/
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TED / naked touch
All are welcome,
especially first-timers,
mature men & women,
& people of color.
292-4TED
(206-292-4833)
www.292-4ted.com
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FRENCH BODYWORK
Great hands on a nice table. Experienced. Nice place. Luke, 206-323-2427. 50/3
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FULL BODY RUBDOWN by hot, hung, hairy 9” uncut guy. In/Out. Evenings/Weekends. 206-963-8644. 50/3
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GIFTED BEAR PAWS
The ultimate in bodywork. Bi and Gay gentlemen welcome. 12 noon-10pm. Kurt, 206-625-6988. 49/
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GREAT MASSAGE given by highly-trained, clean-cut, handsome guy. I have a clean, private studio just north of the UW. Call Matt, 206-774-9092. In calls/Out calls/hotels. 50/3
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HIGH-QUALITY BODYWORK
100% therapeutic, deep-tissue bodywork for your personal well-being. Strong hands, friendly attitude, clean environment. Call Joe, 206-370-0182. 49/1
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HOT & SOLID
Relaxing, sensual, caring. Great bodywork awaits you. In-calls, out-calls & hotels. Call 206-310-3491. 49/3
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MUSCULAR ITALIAN JOCK
offers deep tissue and sports bodywork. $60/hr. Downtown/Capitol Hill area. Hotels OK. Outcalls only. pgr 206-993-1333. 49/6
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SENSUAL BODYWORK
FOR MEN
www.bodywork.galeon.com
Sergio, 206-387-1226. 51/3
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SENSUOUS NUDE EROTIC
“TOUCH” bodywork by tall, slender, toned 28 y/o w/HUGE penis as quoted in the Stranger (6/29 issue). Let me touch your body till arousal and climax! Weekly discounts available. Mike, 206-403-3362, mmonty69@hotmail.com 51/3
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SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Full body rubdown. Always a parking spot. Sexy, smart, certified and a load of fun. Located in South Seattle. Marc, 206-244-3148. 51/3
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SEXY NAKED GUY
Erotic therapeutic bodywork by attractive Caucasian guy with smooth slender body, great attitude and smile! Very clean and discreet. 206-335-7670. 01/6
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men
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NOTICE:
To reply to an SGN Box #, put your reply in a STAMPED, sealed envelope with the Box # on the front lower right corner. Put that stamped, sealed envelope INSIDE another envelope and mail your reply to: SGN, 1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle, WA 98122. We will then forward your reply to the person who placed the ad.
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FREE PORN
Free Porn Grab Bag - JUST PAY SHIPPING: $2.00 per disc. Hundreds of titles. Cash, check, M/O. Reply to SGN Box 4801. 50/
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HORNY BOTTOM, looking for a horny top. 206-937-2288. 51/3
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MEET GAY & BI LOCALS
Listen & Respond FREE!
206-877-0877. Code 5570
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Hot Singles Ready to Date!
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M4MSM.com. Bondage ads, chat, gallery, pictures, links, discussions and more. www.m4msm. com. 01/11
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PERFECT SHAVES
in the comfort of my home. Ass & ball shave & pubic trim. All three parts only $25. I also do chest, back & legs. Safe & sanitary. Shave & bodywork combos available. 206-310-3491. 49/3
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RAIN CITY JACKS
A private, membership-only JO Club, RCJ hosts three group masturbation events every month in Seattle. Friendly, sex-positive and non-profit. Discounts available for students, military and couples. Adult men only. www.raincity jacks.org 02/15
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STRIPPED, SPANKED, Tied and Fucked. Discipline spanking / stropping / BDSM / WS / switch - your Southend place - beginners welcome. 253-238-7897 or Sir@HOTstrop.com 51/3
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STUD WANTED!
Yo, hot hung and handsome! I need a manly man for dating purposes and friendship. My interests are hiking, camping, fishing, the arts, and all activities that gives and a social life. If we hit it off, we’ll have a sex life. Interested? nevinj72@msn.com. SGN/
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