Lipstick and Lust Bonus Edition

Internet dating, haters, and good times at my fave club

by Rajkhet Dirzhud-Rashid - SGN A&E Writer Well, hi there, my little spring flower buds! Life has been all kindsa interesting for this one of late. I've been trying to hook up with yet two more military folks - so far the Army and Navy are far outscoring the Marines, as the two Marines I've tried to get with have turned out to be duds. One ended up being a no-show, and the other one this one went out with about two weeks ago, didn't seem to know anything about mixing and mingling. Thus nothing happened for that one, even though yours truly here had quite the time at The Wet Spot (where I took the aforementioned young soldier, hoping to give that one a good memory to replace some recent, bad war memories). Ah well, you can take a soldier to The Wet Spot, but you can't force them to have fun, eh? One hopes that one will lighten up, and have some joy soon, and sends much love to that Marine, and all the others returning or (like "army sweetie") who are still mired in this stupid war. Oh, but darlin's, this little kitty did have her fun, with not only two amenable bottoms who let me beat the crap out of them, but a regular and new play pal, who rung this one's bell more times than she can count! Also, we got to press boobs with La Hot Femme, who promises to play with this one sometime after we know each other a bit better. Can hardly wait, as it's been a while since moi played with some luscious femme flesh and that one is so delish I can hardly keep my hands off her when I'm at Le Spot. Ah, and yes, the heart still waits for "army sweetie," who should be returning (we hope) sometime later this summer to my hot little hands. And yes, I'm still lusting for a certain officer of the law, and when this one saw that a police officer had answered her newest Craigslist ad (before another hater flagged it for removal!), my heart nearly skipped a beat. Could it be THAT one, oh please, oh please?! We'll just see when this one gets more computer time later this week. Like, maybe, tomorrow? Oh yeah! The ones I did answer before the sad person who removed the ad trumped this one's lusting are pretty interesting, too. Lots of "body parts" photos, some of which were pretty danged interesting - if a little overwhelming. So, maybe the next one this one meet and greets won't drop the ball, if ya know what I mean. So, I've been up to all of that, and getting ready for the annual geekfest/spring mating ritual/sci-fi/fantasy fest that is Norwescon (which happens March 21-23 at the DoubleTree SeaTac) and praying the new management we've heard about isn't all bad. Nothing like some tight-lipped mundane running things to ruin our good time. I'm thinking positive - a la The Secret - and only letting myself imagine how much fun I'll have meeting and greeting old and new friends (hopefully the hot young redhead I met last year!) and having more wild times to report to you, dear readers. Then, of course, I did try some delish products which I'll tell you about right now. Definitely loving Decleor's Experience De L'Age triple action eye and lip cream, which gets rid of fine lines around the eyes and makes you look rested, even after you've been up late trying to find something worth watching on the tube. Also loved trying L'Occitane's Eau de Parfum, Iris (which I wore last week and good things did happen to me!). And do try The Body Shoppe's Seaweed Pore Cleansing Facial Exfoliator for very clean skin. So, that's it for now, my little chocolate eggs, and isn't everyone as thrilled as me that the writers are back to work so we can see some good television again? I'm especially glad to see Jericho back and am anxiously awaiting news that Moonlight (that new vampire series) is back, as is K-Town. One can hope, I guess. Meanwhile, I do love The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and hope The Big Bang Theory returns, too. So, be safe out there, and spread love and joy wherever you happen to be. And do feel free to e-mail me at ijanaral@yahoo.com, and check out the blog of this column on bloggerspot.com (which this one will be updating later this week, promise!). Buhbye!