classified ad instructions
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TO PLACE a line item classified ad, send us your ad copy (ad text) via phone: 206-324-4297; fax: 206-322-7188; e-mail: sgn2 @sgn.org; mail: 1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle 98122. (If you fax or e-mail us an ad on Thursday, please give us a call so we’ll know to look out for it.) BASIC COST is $9 for the first 20 words; 25 cents for each additional word. HEADLINES on ads (all caps, bold, centered) range in price from $2.00, $3.50 & $4.50 per line depending on size & number of characters per line. (See classified ad form in print edition or call for details.) 3-FOR-2 SPECIAL: If you run the same ad for 2 consecutive weeks you get a 3rd week FREE. DEADLINE: Ads must be received by Thursday at 1pm for publication in Friday’s (next day’s) edition. PAYMENT: Ads must be PREPAID by check, money order, credit card (VISA/MasterCard) or cash. (Please do not mail cash.) DISPLAY CLASSIFIEDS: If you are interested in placing a display classified ad (ad with photo, graphics, logo), please contact us for details on placement, size, ad production vs camera-ready & cost.
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housemates
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ATTENTION!
2 older GM looking for same. Have room for rent. N/S, N/D. Your half $400. Call Russ, 206-525-3186. 21/3
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HOMESHARING is a non-profit with 24 years of experience matching people seeking housing with homeowners residing within Seattle. Pay a reduced rent or exchange household chores. All applicants are carefully screened and matched for compatibility and mutual benefit. 3 references from tenants are required. Criminal background checks are performed on all participants. A program of Senior Services. 206-448-5725. www.seniorservices.org/
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for rent
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YAKIMA
Small, quiet 1 BR, 4-plex building, newly remodeled, available 6/15. Water/sewer/garbage/hot water paid. Downtown Selah (suburb of Yakima). On busline, walk to shops, restaurants, city buildings. $395/mo. Deposit $150. N/D. References. Bob Canalstone, 509-697-3047. 22/3
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housing wanted
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HOMELESS FTM student needs safe housing. Max I can pay is $325/month. ME: No S/D/D/420/P. Please email: Lincolnj28@yahoo.com 21/3
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housing for sale
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CHIC & COMFY
Fabulous 2+ BR retreat in south Seattle. Stylish updates. Large, thoughtfully designed gardens feature patio, deck, pears, figs, kiwis & more. $324,950. Sarah Ford, 206-854-7702. Coldwell Banker Bain. 21/3
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help wanted
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DANCE LIKE A STAR
We need men and women to train for FREE to become ballroom dance teachers, interviewers, supervisors, managers. Free training, contingent on qualifying. Call for personal interview, M-F, 5-7pm. 425-688-7476. Bellevue. 23/3
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HEALTH EDUCATOR
Snohomish Health District is seeking a .75 HIV/STD Health Educator to provide health education and prevention counseling to diverse populations and individuals in the community related to the prevention and transmission of HIV and other STDs. Requires experience in HIV/STD education and outreach to Gay and Bisexual men. Requires a bachelor’s degrees in education, counseling, nursing or related field. Preferred qualifications are a master’s degree in health education, counseling, social work or closely related field. Starting salary DOE with benefits. Position requires experience working with people of divergent cultures and backgrounds. Position also requires working some evenings and weekend hours. The position provides HIV counseling, testing and referal, and requires the ability to obtain certification in performing venipuncture. Complete description available at www.snohd.org. Resume and cover letter to Human Resources, Dept. 140, Snohomish Health District, 3020 Rucker Ave., Suite 306, Everett, WA 98201. Open until filled. EOE. 20/1
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RETAIL SALES CLERK
for the Crypt, a clothing and adult novelty store in Capitol Hill. Apply ASAP at 1516 11th Ave, Seattle. 23/3
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business opportunities
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RETAIL UPHOLSTERY SHOP
FOR SALE
Specializing in marine upholstery. Fun, profitable, excellent location. Good crew. Contact Anne at 206-930-6631. 21/3
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VALLARTA GAY HOTEL
EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL HOTEL in Gay Puerto Vallarta seeks partners for major expansion. Excellent opportunity for high profit. Six years in business, real estate already owned. Call toll free 1-866-388-2689. Or email info@hotel-mercurio.com 31/12
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volunteers wanted
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CRISIS CLINIC
CRISIS LINE
needs volunteers. Provide anonymous and confidential support to people in emotional distress. Professional training starts soon! For more information, visit www.crisisclinic.org, or call 206-461-3210 ext 697. SGN/
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SHANTI VOLUNTEERS
build supportive one-on-one relationships with someone living with HIV/AIDS, cancer, or other life-threatening illness. We are seeking mature, compassionate, good listeners to provide emotional support to people in their homes, in hospitals, or in jails. Training and ongoing support provided. People of color and LGBT folks encouraged to apply. For more info, contact us at www.seattleshanti.org or 206-324-1520 ext 228. SGN/
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home & garden
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CHUCK’S HANDYMAN SERVICE
20 yrs exp. Quality work. Fences, decks, drywall, etc. References available. 206-935-6730. 24/6
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GARDENMAKERS NORTHWEST
Garden Design, Professional Planting, Creative Stoneworks, Landscape Restoration, Horticultural Consultations and Garden Coaching. Scott Tuzzolino, Landscape Garden Designer and Contractor. 425-822-6203. www.gardenmakersnw.com; gardenmakers@comcast.net 18/3
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MARTIN’S HOUSECLEANING
The best home & office cleaning with the most affordable prices. Call us at 206-290-2888. We care about your space. 22/3
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TIDY’S
LANDSCAPING, MOVING
& HAULING
Tidy - Owner/Operator
Cell # (206) 261-8481
“We Specialize In”
Landscaping * Weeding * Mowing * Trimming * Trash Removel * Light Moving & Hauling * Yard Clean-Up & More. Call for your free estimate & appointment today! Let us give you a hand. We’re reliable, honest plus affordable. Wow... 23/3
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electrician/
computer tech
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The NAKED Computer Man
Business/Home. 30+ Years Experience. If it is broke, slow, or needs help, let me fix it. DATA Recovery, Internet, Networking, Hardware, and Software. Very PATIENT. Call Randy. CELL: 954-684-3829; PAGER: 800-424-5456. 27/12
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spa
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3RD HEART Men’s Spa is now open in Renton. visit www.3rdheart.com and see what’s new for men. Call 206-979-1547 for your appointment. SGN/
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health & well-being
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INTEGRATED MOVEMENT
Martial Arts / Self Defense. Dynamic Stretching. No Ranks - Belt Fees. Non-Competitive / Free Trial Class. Eric Bray, Instructor, 206-422-1723. 22/3
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MEN GROUP YOGA
M, Th - All Levels
W - Beginners
7-8:15pm, $15/class
private lessons available
206-412-7079
www.mekosun.com
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licensed
massage
non-sexual
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CORRECTED PHONE #
A SOOTHING MASSAGE. Swedish, Esalen, sports, and deep tissue massage. Jeff, 206-261-0080. $60.00 an hour, $70 for 75 minutes. www.broadwaymassage.com. SGN/
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ALLOW YOURSELF
the healing benefits of a great Swedish/Deep Tissue massage. Available Wednesdays, Fridays & Saturdays on Capitol Hill. Call David Peacey, LMP. 206-719-7344. 21/3
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DEER DANCER
HEALING ARTS
Stressed? In pain? Feeling stuck in life? Learn more about your body and your emotions. Relaxation/Treatment massage. Hellerwork and Bio-Shen. Dan Christofferson. LMP (206) 323-4389 (Capitol Hill). Visit us online at www.deerdancerhealingarts. com. Now accepting VISA/MasterCard. SGN/
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EXCEPTIONAL BODYWORK
Release muscle pain & tension through deep tissue, trigger point & myofascial release. Specializing in back, neck & shoulder pain. Matt Shafer, LMP, 206-524-7766. 26/12
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MASSAGE ANYONE?
Jesse James Massage, 206-369-4598, handsonjesse.com SGN/
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MASSAGE FOR MEN
1hr$50 1.5hrs$70 2 hrs$90
Incredibly relaxing Swedish massage. Optional hot stones, stretches and deep tissue bodywork techniques. Relieve tightness and tension. Enjoy a terrific, unhurried massage. Excellent hands/studio/table. 12yrs professional masseur. John Runyan LMP 206.324.0682. 10-9wkdys. 22/3
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PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE FOR MEN. $75. Electric adjustable table with thoracic break. Aromatherapy, Thai, Deep Tissue, Swedish Style. 206-610-3271. License #6513. 21/3
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travel
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ALYSON ADVENTURES
Shouldn’t your next vacation be unforgettable? We specialize in adventure travel for Gay men and Lesbians. Call for a free catalog! Alyson Adventures. 1-800-825-9766. Please mention you saw their ad in the SGN. SGN/
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WWW.GDAYGETAWAYS.COM
Have fun nude sunbathing, RV-ing, night clubbing, learning to surf or sail. Locally or internationally, let’s make the fantasy reality. Travel destinations, weekend getaways, travel companions available. Senior discounts available. www.gdaygetaways.com 23/3
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Your GAY hideaway in the scenic mountains of western Montana. Only 1 hour west of Missoula, Montana along I-90. www.cowboyupmontana. 39/24
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escorts
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bodywork
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2 POWERFUL TRAINED HANDS. Deep tissue, erotic bodywork by handsome, hairy-chested, hung therapist. Reasonable rates. Photos, phone number and reviews at website: www.amazingbodywork.com. Robert. 25/6
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$60/1.5 HOUR BODYWORK
Young, beefy, muscular Asian offering professional bodywork. Safe, private, nice and warm apt., shower/parking available, 10 minutes from downtown. 206-816-4868. SGN/
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A SUPERB MASSAGE
Relaxation and treatment massage. Swedish, Esalen, sports, and deep tissue massage. LMP. $60 an hour. 206-650-0542. Discount for disabled. SGN/
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ALL NUDE
Sensual erotic bodywork & more. David, 35, Latin, toned body, 5’10”, 160, 8.5” cut, always hard. Handsome, fun and friendly. Outcalls only, discreet, can travel. $100. 206-601-0204. SGN/
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ASIAN (CHINESE THAI)
Young, muscular, 5’9”, 165, 28 y/o. Sensual/erotic bodywork. Incalls in W. Seattle or Renton; anywhere else, outcalls. 206-330-4389 or lv message. $100 Incall - $150 Outcall. 22/3
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AWESOME & AFFORDABLE
Full-body deep tissue Swedish Massage for fit men only. Evenings and weekends. Ed, 206-985-8491. 26/6
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BUTT NAKED
Full body rubdown. Always a parking spot. Sexy, smart, certified and a load of fun. Located in South Seattle. 206-244-3148. 24/6
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DADDY BEAR
I’m known for my magic touch for bodywork. Bi & Gay gentlemen welcome. To schedule appointment, 206-328-5828. 21/6
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FRENCH BODYWORK
Great hands on a nice table. Experienced. Nice place. Luke, 206-323-2427. 21/3
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GREAT MASSAGE given by highly-trained, clean-cut, handsome guy. I have a clean, private studio just north of the UW. Call Matt, 206-774-9092. In calls/out calls/hotels. 26/12
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HOT FULL BODY TOUCH by 9” uncut hairy top. In/Out. 206-963-8644. 21/3
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INCALL/OUTCALL
or at your hotel. Experienced, nude bodyworker, good-looking, nice body, nice manners. Guaranteed to make you feel better. Day or night. Call 206-310-3491. 23/3
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www.massagebuff.com
hunter (aka j.p.)
(503) 550-8828 21/1
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NORTH SEATTLE BODYWORK
Full Body Sensual Therapeutic Massage. Great Hands. Experienced. Clean & Private. Good Attitude. Call Anytime. 206-523-6160. 21/3
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SENSUAL & EROTIC bodywork for full release of tension. Professionally-trained, reasonable rates, easy to find, prompt response. pager, 206-230-1639. 21/3
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SWEET SENSUAL BODYWORK!
Sensual, therapeutic bodywork by good-looking, friendly, non-judgmental guy on Capitol Hill with great hands and smile! 206-335-7670. Available 10am-midnight. 25/6
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TED / naked touch
All are welcome, especially first-timers, mature men & women & people of color. 292-4TED; 206-292-4833. www.292-4ted.com SGN/
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WARM UP WITH WATSU
Therapeutic, erotic, bliss. Very fit therapist will care for you. $90/75 min or $105/90 min. Richard, 206-370-0423. www.myspace.com/richardwatsu. 21/3
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men
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2 OLDER GAY MALES looking for people who love boating and camping. Must be serious. Call Russ, 206-525-3186. 21/3
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COLLEGE TWINK BOTTOMS
Call 206-805-8888
Or call 1-800-777-8000
Free w/code 3083
www.interactivemale.com
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FREE & ANONYMOUS HIV &
STD COUNSELING/TESTING
Walk-In or by Appt
Center for LGBT Health
511 E Pike St
More Info & to Schedule Appt
206-860-6969
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LOOKING FOR TRUE LOVE. My name is Marc, 5’9”, 180 lbs, dark blonde hair, blue eyes. Lonely & alone. Looking for Gay males only, 18-35 years old, stable, smooth, slender, muscular guys. Please write with written responses to Marc, PO Box 12192, Seattle, WA 98102. 22/3
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MEET GAY & BI LOCALS
Listen & Respond FREE!
206-877-0877. Code 5570
visit MegaMates.com 18+
Hot Singles Ready to Date!
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PERFECT SHAVES
in the comfort of my home. Ass & ball shave & pubic trim. All three parts only $35. I also do chest, back & legs. Safe & sanitary. Shave & bodywork combos available. 206-310-3491. 23/3
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QUIT SMOKING
Gay City Health Project offers “Out to Quit” smoking cessation classes to support you in your effort to stop smoking. www.gaycity.org. SGN/
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RAIN CITY JACKS
A private, membership-only JO Club, RCJ hosts three group masturbation events every month in Seattle. Safe, hot, friendly and fun. Discounts available for students, military and couples. Adult men only. 206-339-JACK; www.raincityjacks.org. 32/12
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SCOTT TOMPKINS
Contact Michael Luten at ausgepotchket@hotmail.com or 303-355-1594. Fabulous news! 22/3
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STUD WANTED!
Yo, hot hung and handsome! I need a manly man for dating purposes and friendship. My interests are hiking, camping, fishing, the arts, and all activities that make a social life. If we hit it off, we’ll have a sex life. Interested? nevinj72@msn.com SGN/
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VERY PRETTY, very hot, Native/Asian, bottom, seeking X-tra well-hung (8”-10”) top, for mutual satisfaction. Box 551, Friday Harbor, WA 98250. 23/4
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