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| Finally a perfect weekend, fun in Tacoma, flirting with SPD | |
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by Rajkhet Dirzhud-Rashid -
SGN A&E Writer
Last Saturday (it will be last Saturday by the time you, dear readers, read this!), was as close to perfect as this one has had in months now, with Venus being transited by Saturn in my astrological chart, and no lovin' coming my way. But with things getting off to a hot (literally at one point) start at the police precinct picnic, with my fave men and women in blue, the 16th precinct, and moving to Tacoma for Out In The Park, Tacoma's Pride celebration, and ending with some "akshon" in The Digs, babes, this one is one happy camper. And not a moment too soon, hon, as the kitties Zzell and Garbo were beginning to get tired of my little rants after having one too many awful experiences in "misery city." And, hon, if your cats get tired of listening, you know it's time to change the sheets on that bed, fo' real! Still missing "army sweetie," and "new army sweetie," but yet another soldier guy (I guess we'll call this one "Ft. Lewis sweetie") took up the challenge and rocked and rolled this little kitty until I'm sure folks in Lynnwood were wondering what porno they were hearing. Nothing like a man in uniform, as I always say, and in that same vein, a big heart of love to those S.W.A.T. guys who let me snap a photo with them, and let me wear a helmet (that this one nearly walked off with, it felt so comfy on!), and drool all over those delish rifles. Nothing like a 10th house sun to make this one love artillery and guys in hot uniforms with the artillery. So, I really got heated up talking to a certain SPD officer at the same precinct event, and honey, the invitation to The Wet Spot still stands, be you bottom or top, or a little 'o both. Maybe you could talk one of those babealicious bike patrol femmes that this one took photos of to join you and we could have some really good times, eh? Jus' sayin'. Oh, honey, and speaking of babealicious, this one got flirted with by some too-cute femmes at Out In The Park, and one even looked like she wanted to come back to Seattle with me, so yes, my hard-on for Tacoma is bigger than ever. Can't wait 'til next year when I'm living there and then maybe about, say, three or four of those hot little vixens could join me in my new digs and we could give my new neighbors the same thrill my Capitol Hill neighbors had last Saturday night while this one was being pleased to the extreme by "Ft. Lewis sweetie." Ah, and yes, we had occasion to see our fave Trader Joe's clerk, the delectable David, who I still want to nibble on like a ripe peach and see what that one tastes like. Still wondering, dearie, is that blush and giggle because you're interested, or you're making fun? Interested minds want to know. Haven't seen a certain officer of the law lately, but that one's co-workers, especially a certain hot, blond one, has been eyeing this one a lot of late. Maybe the next time I burn myself on a motorcycle (like this one actually did at the precinct picnic, and after being nicely warned by a chocolate Adonis too!) muffler, that won't be the only part of me getting scorched, hmmm? One can only hope. So, what, besides recuperating from little scorches (hey, I'm an old biker chick, so I knew enough to move my leg before it became serious, honey), damning my smoker/idiot/crap-for-brains neighbor to hell for ruining my innocent lungs, and doing the horizontal tango in the sheets, has this one been up to? Well, I decided to try some of that new Lip Inflation Extreme lip gloss by Sally Hansen, and, dahling, all I can say is super yum. I was wearing this on my one successful date from the new Craigslist ad I put online, with a certain half-Japanese hot one, and the hug I got after we parted said I was looking too luscious. Pick it up at Bartels and see what happens to you sweeties! Also love, love The Body Shoppe's Aqua Lily eau de toilette, which is light, sexy and so perfect for this steamy weather we're having of late. Maybe you too will get flirted with, or get some "akshon" when you're wearing it, as I did when I wore it last Saturday. Finally, whether you're using a toy, or just needing a little help in the lubrication department, you simply must try Just Like Me , which is being distributed by a woman-owned store in Tacoma called Pure Romance. I used it during last weekend's "sexy time," and, honey, it was a big hit (though this one barely needed it, 'cause "Ft. Lewis sweetie" brought the fun, and then some!). Check it out by going to www.pureromance.com and then you can find out the location of the store in Tacoma. Believe me, this stuff and their whole line of oils and romantic products are so worth the trip. Make a little day trip of it, pick up some candles, and some strawberries, and have a delish night to remember with your special someone, or a hope to be special someone. So that's it for now, my tasty little cherries, and do remember to stay hydrated in this Goddess-awful heat - though after the spring we had, this one can't complain too much. Be nice to each other, and try to remember our planet isn't a disposable trash bin, so try to use less, bicycle more, and take the bus more often (hey, you'll meet exciting people and learn people skills you never thought you'd ever need). And to the new girl at Madison Market, it's okay you were having a hard day sweetie, you're fabulous anyway! Buhbye! Oh, and do e-mail me at ijanaral@yahoo.com and do read the blog of this column on bloggerspot.com. |
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