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A very fun pizza delivery, election hopes, and more
by Rajkhet Dirhud-Rashid - SGN A&E Writer

Let me just say that as you read this, I hope Obama is in office and governor Palin is back in Wasilla being tried by a tribunal of wolves and moose for crimes against their species, and everyone is acting like responsible citizens instead of nutjobs (and haven't we seen a lot of that since this whole campaign started, eh?). Otherwise, my next column might be written from Canada, or the new country me and some other artists and friends will have to start, since we won't live in a country governed by McCain and those other idiots.

But onto other matters before we tell you all about the fun this one had, interestingly enough, as the result of calling one of those chatlines advertised on late-night TV. I so wish folks in the movie and telly biz would stop casting psychics as the bad guys in shows and movies (and, yes, there are REAL psychics, my dears - just ask my satisfied clients). It's no wonder - in the middle of this economic crisis - no one is asking me anything, or to use my crystal ball (which I do know how to use, thank you very much). Ah, ye children of the machine age and your cynical attitude toward anything you don't understand, what sillies you are. Okay, enough ranting, on to the lust part (which I know you read this column for, am I right?).

Well, honeys, let me tell you, a certain chat line yielded not only some hot phone "akshon" for this one a few weeks ago, but also that hot one actually came over to The Digs and banged the gong for reals. Didn't stay long, unfortunately, after he found out I am not a Sarah Palin fan. Too bad, because that was one sizzling pizza boy, let me tell yas!

Ah, but my fun bits (and maybe just a bit of my heat) belong to a certain fellow Aquarian radio station board operator, who this one is chatting with and hopes to re-hook up with soon. Keep ya posted on how that goes, dahlings! At least (thanks to the divine Dr. Que) I have anti-allergy stuff, so kitties Zzell and Garbo won't the problems to that one they were before.

So, what has this one been doing besides having hella fun with a pizza lad, lusting for two SPD bike officers that this one saw from The Digs a couple of weeks ago (love those black uniforms, hmmm!), and keeping fingers crossed for a good outcome to the election?

Well, I decided that either the economic downturn has really hit this town hard and folks are completely boring without money around here, or Seattle is the lamest town on earth when it comes to Halloween. I mean, just a few folks in costume on The Hill, and most folks just wearing their same, lack-of-any-fashion-sense crap from day to day? People, it was a party weekend, what the hell was up?! I know the Hill has been co-opted by the "yuppie plague" of late, but really, Value Village even had a special "fright night" sale.

Still, those of you who refused to act like boring "grownups" (or just boring folks, period!), I salute you, especially some of the hot femmes in racy outfits and gents in homemade stuff. Way to protest this made-up crisis and not let "the man" get you down! It's right to rebel, and even more right to rebel and be in costume, having a great time.

And to the folks who hired this psychic for their party, big props for keeping the magic alive, and making it so this one can have new boots for fall, and a swell new jacket from Newport News (check out their velvet jackets and especially the tuxedo one at www.newportnews.com).

So, what new stuff has this one tried that she wants to share with you, my little apples? Well - along with my pizza dude - I got a sample of Silkies Enriche Eye Wrinkle Stick and do love it. True, my genetics keep me looking young, but this little stick does help with the laugh lines that have crept up on this one of late. And I also love, love, love the new All Natural Heel Healer oil I picked up at Madison Market. This stuff is great for keeping your little tootsies user-friendly all through the dry condition inside and wet, cold conditions outside now. Also do try Aura Cacia Sweet Almond oil, one in a line of bodycare products by Aura Cacia, that you can also pick up at Madison Market. Order the eye stick from www.hcidirect.com.

So, that's it for now, my little fun-size candies, and here's hoping you're finding creative ways to stay warm and dry, and taking good care of your bodies with plenty of zinc, vitamin C, and exercise (hey, if you're moving, say, boxing like this one, the germs have a harder time catchin' ya, right? Right!). Also, another little rant to those folks at MyQ Channel 10: what the flip have you done with the "Feature Flick"? This one stays up late and likes a Sunday-night film, not more infomercials, oh you silly, lazy folk, you ('cause what but laziness could make you put on an infomercial instead of something like, say, Hellboy or The X-Men - flicks that thrilled me a few weeks ago). Bring back the films, and to whoever's in charge of this, please, please bring back Moonlight and Flashpoint, and, my dears, if you haven't caught Fringe or 11th Hour, you are so lame and need to start watching the two best new shows on the tube. So, buhbye then, and remember our planet needs us, so recycle, bicycle and use less and be nicer to everyone around you.

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