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posted Friday, December 21, 2012 - Volume 40 Issue 51
'Tis the season for the 'War on Christmas'
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'Tis the season for the 'War on Christmas'

Fox News celebrates its own holiday tradition

by D'Anne Witkowski - SGN Contributing Writer

December is upon us, dear readers. Halls are being decked, Gay apparel is being donned, people are striking harps and joining choruses, and a certain jolly bear of a man is making a list and checking it twice. The weather outside is getting frightful, but not to worry - the fire is getting delightful.

That's right, folks. It's beginning to look a lot like the War on Christmas, everywhere you go. That is, if the only place you go is Fox News.

Now, it's totally possible that you didn't even know there is a War on Christmas, much like how it's easy to forget that there's a War in Afghanistan - because we don't have to sacrifice a damn thing other than tax money. But if you watch Fox then you know that the War on Christmas is the more important of the two wars, because it's happening on our own soil and is being waged by Americans.

At least, they claim to be Americans. Except they apparently hate Christmas, specifically the baby Jesus. Can you believe that? He's a baby, for God's sake! What kind of monsters are these people?

THE 'REAL' AGENDA EXPOSED It's a good question, and one Bernard McGuirk, executive producer of Imus in the Morning, answered on a recent episode of Fox's The O'Reilly Factor. According to McGuirk, 'The war on Christmas is very, very real, and if you ask me, in addition to some grouchy misanthropic heathen atheists it has to do - at the root of it - with two things: abortion and the Gay rights agenda, because Christianity is against those things. It's subtle, but that's why it's so pronounced in recent years.'

To this nonsense, O'Reilly enthusiastically responded, 'Hundred percent agree. I absolutely agree 100 percent that the diminishment of Christianity is the target and Christmas is the vehicle because the secularists know the opposition to their agenda ... comes primarily from the Judeo-Christian traditionalist people.'

Now, blaming the War on Christmas(TM) on atheists is nothing new. After all, atheists are known for being very outspoken about what they don't believe - unlike Christians, who are known for being very timid about what they do believe. Christians in the United States are a persecuted majority, after all. They never know when they'll walk into a Home Depot and see a seven-foot artificial Dunhill fir maliciously labeled a 'holiday tree' or hear some Jesus-hating store clerk wish them 'happy holidays,' which is essentially the same thing as saying, 'I wish Jesus had never been born.'

But while 'grouchy misanthropic heathen atheists' are foot soldiers on the frontlines, it's the homosexuals and abortionists who are the masterminds, sitting in a control center somewhere having Gay sex and aborting babies.

And definitely hatin' on Christmas.

According to one FoxNews.com opinion writer, 'Atheists are combing every schoolhouse, statehouse, and house of worship to destroy the spirit of Christmas.' And do you know why they're doing this? They're just following orders from their homosexual abortionist commanders who use nativity figures confiscated from City Hall lawns across the country to build life-size abortion clinic scenes and Gay dance party mangers across this great land.

Oh, and in case you're thinking, 'But wait, I'm Gay and I celebrate Christmas ...' I have two words for you: undercover operative. Now hush, and remember: Loose lips sink sleighs.

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